My Anxiety Closet was getting over-full, so instead of renting space at the Anxiety Self-Storage, I decided to clean it out. I was able to throw out a bunch of dusty, old anxieties that were taking up too much space. In the junk pile went…
- FORGETTING TO REWIND VHS TAPES
- NOT FOLDING A MAP CORRECTLY
- NOT REMEMBERING THE NUMBER FOR TIME AND TEMPERATURE
- ACCIDENTALLY FILLING MY TANK WITH LEADED GAS.
- CARRYING FILM THROUGH AIRPORT XRAYS
- HAVING ROOM IN THE CAR FOR ALL MY 8-TRACKS
- NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND A PAY PHONE
- ZITS
- SURVIVING A NUCLEAR WAR BY HIDING UNDER MY DESK
- WHAT TO WEAR ON A FIRST DATE
Wow, I feel so much better, and I have so much more room now for new anxieties. Retirement, arthritis, and being first in line at Furr’s for the Friday All-You-Can-Eat buffet–I have room for all those and MORE!
Texanation 
When was the last time you ate at Furrs?
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