Anxiety Closet Cleanout

Posted: March 9, 2018 in General Topics of Interest
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My Anxiety Closet was getting over-full, so instead of renting space at the Anxiety Self-Storage, I decided to clean it out. I was able to throw out a bunch of dusty, old anxieties that were taking up too much space. In the junk pile went…

  • FORGETTING TO REWIND VHS TAPES
  • NOT FOLDING A MAP CORRECTLY
  • NOT REMEMBERING THE NUMBER FOR TIME AND TEMPERATURE
  • ACCIDENTALLY FILLING MY TANK WITH LEADED GAS.
  • CARRYING FILM THROUGH AIRPORT XRAYS
  • HAVING ROOM IN THE CAR FOR ALL MY 8-TRACKS
  • NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND A PAY PHONE
  • ZITS
  • SURVIVING A NUCLEAR WAR BY HIDING UNDER MY DESK
  • WHAT TO WEAR ON A FIRST DATE

Wow, I feel so much better, and I have so much more room now for new anxieties. Retirement, arthritis, and being first in line at Furr’s for the Friday All-You-Can-Eat buffet–I have room for all those and MORE!

 

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Comments
  1. Patricia Bell says:

    When was the last time you ate at Furrs?

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